
This piece of wordplay is right on so many levels. Exercise to eat more bacon.

This piece of wordplay is right on so many levels. Exercise to eat more bacon.


Shoot the kids, hang the family, frame the wife. That’s clever advertising.

Grammar Police: The latest tax on those who destroy the English language. We’ll can it a sin-tax.

If you’re nice to proofreaders they’ll save your as.

The days of good grammar is went.

An autobiography without punctuation is a life sentence.

When Shakespeare couldn’t find the words he was looking for he invented them. But his main reason for making up words was to annoy actors!
The first rule of Thesaurus Club is: don’t talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club.
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