Never go out with a baker, they’re too kneady.
Actually I’m now in a ‘long distance relationship’, which is very tough. I live in London, and she lives in the future.
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So You’re Dating My Ex …
Oh You’re Dating My Ex?
Predatory cats are on the loose
I saw a Cougar wearing a Leopard coat, driving a Jaguar. It’s a real jungle out there.
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they are around your throat then she’s probably slightly upset.
How Tough Was Your Breakup?
On a scale of one to Adele,
how tough was your breakup?
Warning: the trap of checking social media updates too much
Don’t keep checking your social media status too much.
Don’t assume you have to be permanently connected.
Don’t assume the worst of other people.
All you need is love – unless you’re a divorce lawyer
Dear Math – She’s Gone
Guitars – This Is How They Work
Worked for me.