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So You Have a Nikon…

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You have a nikon, I have a cannon

 

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Even Santa Needs A Little Help

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Christmas group therapy

In Christmas group therapy, notice that Father Christmas always wants to be the Santa of attention.

Claustrophobia: The fear of Father Christmas

 

 

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Relationship Advice

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Never go out with a baker, they’re too kneady.

Actually I’m now in a ‘long distance relationship’, which is very tough. I live in London, and she lives in the future.

 

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The Latest Tax Idea

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A tax on those who destroy the English Language

Grammar Police: The latest tax on those who destroy the English language. We’ll can it a sin-tax.

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Roger what’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

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Roger-Federer-Swiss-Flag

So Roger what’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?
Well the flag’s a big plus.

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Rip off Puns

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tearable puns

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May the Fourth be with you

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May the fourth be with you - Happy Star Wars Day

May the Fourth be with you.
Happy Star Wars Day

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Spring is just around the corner

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Spring is just around the corner

Spring is just around the corner

Yep, it’s the time of the year for the same old joke.

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Adele wishes the best for U2

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Adele wishes the best to U2

Adele wishes nothing but the best for U2

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Martin Loofah King – I Have A Clean

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Martin Loofah King

Martin Loofah King – “I have a clean”.

I’m not 100% sure this is in good taste i.e. I laughed and then thought, “Should I be laughing?”

“Almost always, the creative dedicated minority has made the world better.”
~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

To buy the loofah - Shed Simove

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