


Never go out with a baker, they’re too kneady.
Actually I’m now in a ‘long distance relationship’, which is very tough. I live in London, and she lives in the future.

Grammar Police: The latest tax on those who destroy the English language. We’ll can it a sin-tax.

So Roger what’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?
Well the flag’s a big plus.


May the Fourth be with you.
Happy Star Wars Day
Martin Loofah King – “I have a clean”.
I’m not 100% sure this is in good taste i.e. I laughed and then thought, “Should I be laughing?”
“Almost always, the creative dedicated minority has made the world better.”
~ Martin Luther King, Jr.
To buy the loofah - Shed Simove