Why have only have only one mustache when you can have another one on your forehead?
The Forehead Mustache – Why Stop At Just One Mustache?
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Martin Loofah King – “I have a clean”.
I’m not 100% sure this is in good taste i.e. I laughed and then thought, “Should I be laughing?”
“Almost always, the creative dedicated minority has made the world better.”
~ Martin Luther King, Jr.
To buy the loofah - Shed Simove
Why Does My Compact Mirror Have A Hole In It?