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The Forehead Mustache – Why Stop At Just One Mustache?

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forehead mustache

Why have only have only one mustache when you can have another one on your forehead?

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Hot Product Prediction for 2012 – The Olympic Torch Cigarette Lighter

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Olympic torch cigarette lighter

It’s predicted to be the hot product for 2012 -
The Olympic Torch Cigarette Lighter

N.B. This product has not been officially endorsed by Lord Seb Coe.

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Martin Loofah King – I Have A Clean

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Martin Loofah King

Martin Loofah King – “I have a clean”.

I’m not 100% sure this is in good taste i.e. I laughed and then thought, “Should I be laughing?”

“Almost always, the creative dedicated minority has made the world better.”
~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

To buy the loofah - Shed Simove

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I’m fine but not really T-Shirt

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I'm fine - but not really

I’m fine but not really.
It’s very easy to see this joke backfiring!

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Why Does My Compact Mirror Have A Hole In It?

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Why Does My Compact Mirror Have A Hole In It?

Why Does My Compact Mirror Have A Hole In It?

For more Stupid Jokes – What’s the recipe for ice cubes?

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Grinding Out More Coffee Puns

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coffee-puns

Did you know it takes the annual harvest of an entire coffee tree to make 1 pound of ground coffee?

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