
The best advice you ever read online is to limit the time you spend online.
Timesink, eyestrain…

The best advice you ever read online is to limit the time you spend online.
Timesink, eyestrain…

Maybe the fish goes home and brags about the size of the bait he stole.

I’m opening a new gym called “Resolutions”. It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks, and then turn into a bar.

Much to the terrorist’s surprise, the virgins waiting for them in paradise weren’t what they expected!

Grammar Police: The latest tax on those who destroy the English language. We’ll can it a sin-tax.

Originally the month of Movember used be be known as November. Each year during Movember for the entire month moustaches are grown to raise awareness of prostate cancer

Here’s Graucho Marx with no moustache at the start of Movember.

If you’re nice to proofreaders they’ll save your as.

The days of good grammar is went.

An autobiography without punctuation is a life sentence.

When Shakespeare couldn’t find the words he was looking for he invented them. But his main reason for making up words was to annoy actors!

A crook is a businessman without an office.

“Death is the most convenient time to tax rich people.” ~ David Lloyd George
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
When a man tells you that he got rich by hard work, ask him whose.

“A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.” ~ Laurence Peter