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A Fish Gets Revenge
Maybe the fish goes home and brags about the size of the bait he stole.
New Year, New Gym
I’m opening a new gym called “Resolutions”. It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks, and then turn into a bar.
Paradise Lost
Much to the terrorist’s surprise, the virgins waiting for them in paradise weren’t what they expected!
Fat Cop Making An Arrest, Or Is He?
The Latest Tax Idea
Grammar Police: The latest tax on those who destroy the English language. We’ll can it a sin-tax.
What your Movember moustache says about you…
Originally the month of Movember used be be known as November. Each year during Movember for the entire month moustaches are grown to raise awareness of prostate cancer
Here’s Graucho Marx with no moustache at the start of Movember.
My English Test
If you’re nice to proofreaders they’ll save your as.
The days of good grammar is went.
An autobiography without punctuation is a life sentence.
When Shakespeare couldn’t find the words he was looking for he invented them. But his main reason for making up words was to annoy actors!
Organised Crime
A crook is a businessman without an office.
“Death is the most convenient time to tax rich people.” ~ David Lloyd George
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
When a man tells you that he got rich by hard work, ask him whose.
“A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.” ~ Laurence Peter
Definition of a real follower
