Why I Don’t Like Triathlon

Why I don't like triathlon

Iron Man – Sorry guys, that’s not my idea of competitive fun.

Message from the teacher’s pet pupil

your the best teacher ever

See, teach, all your hard work wasn’t in vain.

You have a nikon, I have a cannon

A fish gets revenge on a fisherman

Maybe the fish goes home and brags about the size of the bait he stole.

Muscle buggy

A muscle buggy Daytona style

exercise for bacon

This piece of wordplay is right on so many levels. Exercise to eat more bacon.

Why English is hard to learn

Grumpy old man global warming

Back in my day we had a word for global warming….it was called “August”.

In Christmas group therapy, notice that Father Christmas always wants to be the Santa of attention.

Claustrophobia: The fear of Father Christmas

Never go out with a baker, they’re too kneady.

Actually I’m now in a ‘long distance relationship’, which is very tough. I live in London, and she lives in the future.