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Fat Cop Making An Arrest, Or Is He?

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fat cop making an arrest, or is he?

Fat cop making an arrest, or is he?

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Drinking Water From A Stream – Fail

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Drinking from a polluted stream

 

When drinking water, don’t forget to check upstream.

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Cat Finds The Slowest Reader Ever

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You are such a slow reader

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If Software Engineers Were Surgeons

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Software engineers as doctors

My pal is recovering from major surgery. The surgeon just separated him from his wallet.

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Every Time You Play Hangman…

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hangman family

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Dear Math – She’s Gone

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Dear Math, she's gone move on

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Spiderman In Mustache Attack

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flying mustaches spiderman

It must be movember because even spiderman can’t move for moustaches.

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Having A Great Vocabulary Didn’t Save The Thesaurus

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thesaurus dinosaur

The first rule of Thesaurus Club is: don’t talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club.

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Tip For Student Cheating During An Exam

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student-cheating

No way I am going to cheat on the exam today, I am simply going to study during it!

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I’m beginning to think the Wu-Tang Clan aren’t even Scottish after all

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wu tang clan - no Scottish

Wu-Tang Clan – Not even Scottish

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