Fat cop making an arrest, or is he?
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When drinking water, don’t forget to check upstream.
My pal is recovering from major surgery. The surgeon just separated him from his wallet.
It must be movember because even spiderman can’t move for moustaches.
The first rule of Thesaurus Club is: don’t talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club.
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No way I am going to cheat on the exam today, I am simply going to study during it!
Wu-Tang Clan – Not even Scottish