The best advice you ever read online is to limit the time you spend online.
Iron Man – Sorry guys, that’s not my idea of competitive fun.
See, teach, all your hard work wasn’t in vain.
Richard iii – Hide and Seek world record holder 1485 – 2013
Maybe the fish goes home and brags about the size of the bait he stole.
A muscle buggy Daytona style
This piece of wordplay is right on so many levels. Exercise to eat more bacon.