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The Best Advice Online

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The best advice you can get online

The best advice you ever read online is to limit the time you spend online.

Timesink, eyestrain…

 

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Why I Don’t Like Triathlon

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Why I don't like triathlon

Iron Man – Sorry guys, that’s not my idea of competitive fun.

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Message from the teacher’s pet pupil

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your the best teacher ever

See, teach, all your hard work wasn’t in vain.

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Richard iii

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Richard III hide and seek

Richard iii – Hide and Seek world record holder 1485 – 2013

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So You Have a Nikon…

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You have a nikon, I have a cannon

 

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A Fish Gets Revenge

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A fish gets revenge on a fisherman

Maybe the fish goes home and brags about the size of the bait he stole.

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I Will Own The Pavement

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Muscle buggy

A muscle buggy Daytona style

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Eggs-er-cise

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exercise for bacon

This piece of wordplay is right on so many levels. Exercise to eat more bacon.

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Why English is hard to learn…

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Why English is hard to learn

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Back In My Day We Had A Word For Global Warming

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Grumpy old man global warming

Back in my day we had a word for global warming….it was called “August”.

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