Body Jokes and Quotes

I'm not offended by dumb-blonde jokes cos I know I'm not dumb and I'm not blonde.

Dolly Parton

She dyes her hair so much her passport has a colour wheel.

I don't have grey hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Should a Redhead Ninja be a referred to as a Ginja?

There's a fine line between a tan and looking like you rolled in doritos.

His ears make him look like a taxi-cab with both doors open.

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said to her,'Implants'.

It's hard having a big nose. I can't swim backstroke in the sea without someone shouting, “Shark!”

When she first saw grey hairs, she thought she'd dyed.

The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook on it.

Your teeth are like stars – they come out at night.

Women fall at his feet – that's only because of his breath.

I've just plucked my eyebrows, I think they are out of tune.

I didn't know my uncle had a denture until it came out in conversion.

I had my neck removed six years ago and I've never looked back since.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen.

Whenever he goes for a hair cut he asks for an oil change as well.

So cross-eyed he can walk cross the road without looking right or left.